Tehran, Iran – Wahala don burst as Iranian authorities don land one German national wey dem accuse of spying for dem sensitive military and nuclear areas. Early reports wey State TV Channel Two carry come yesterday, dey call am “Jewish German dual national and spy.” E no fit sweet when dem show am as dem detain am for Markazi Province.
Dem officials don claim say dis guy get “dozens of instances of espionage and/or sabotage”. Dem say e enter Iran disguise as tourist but na film sensitive areas him dey plan. (E for just take picture for Instagram instead, abi?)
Dis arrest dey happen as tensions dey escalate between Iran and Israel. Since Israel don start dem attacks on Iran, plenty arrests don dey happen all over, especially for states like Isfahan and Tehran. Nobody fit verify this spy guy story yet, but chai, for wetin we dey see, e don scatter!
Meanwhile, dis environment dey hot as Israeli forces don reportedly assassin another three top Iranian military officials. One of dem, Saeed Izadi, na di architect of the Hamas attacks wey happen on October 7. The Israeli military dey celebrate this “major achievement.” (Naim dem dey call am na?)
As if e no dey finish there, Israel don land strikes on Iran’s nuclear facilities like Isfahan, and dem dey even brag say dem get footage wey show plenty damage wey dem cause. But Iran no gree back down, dem don reply with missile launches directed to Israel. E be like dem gather for palm wine joint dey shout at each other.
In response to dem attacks, Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian don talk say e no go stop dem nuclear activity. According to the official IRNA news agency, e don tell French President Emmanuel Macron say Iran ready to provide guarantees for dem nuclear activities, but no be with threats or war. (E be like him dey interview for high office o!)
So far, over 400 people don die since Israeli attacks don start on June 13. The Iranian health ministry don release figures wey show say na mostly civilians dey suffer for dis conflict, not be military alone. Dead bodies dey pile up like say dem dey start burial for festival.
As expected, Israeli citizens dey support the military actions, but Arab Israelis no dey find am funny at all. One poll don show say 82% of Jewish Israelis dey support the attacks. Dis tension no go finish anytime soon, as dem dey prepare for more battle ahead.
Israel Defense Forces (IDF) go continue their mission to keep pressure on Iran, aka dem dey move like movie agents wey no gree rest. Lt. Col. Nadav Shoshani, make we forget say na dem dey execute operation like ‘Narnia,’ talk say dem dey intent to make sure say Iran no fit operate any military maneuvers well (Abeg, where dem dey watch movie for all dis stories?).
Nobody sabi how dis tension fit end, but everybody dey watch like dem dey see blockbuster for cinema. Could we finally get peace or we go just dey para for our small corner? We go dey eye am!
