Manchester, England – Arghh! E be like say Rasmus Højlund don pack his bag for Manchester United after dem leave am out of the squad for the opening day match. This Danish guy wey dem carry from Atalanta for £64 million (£64 million na triangle wey e dey spend for ‘thing’ o) don dey chop bench like say na him be king of ‘No Play’ after him no fit fire for Old Trafford.
Since him land for the Red Devils, he don score 26 goals in 95 match o but for last season, him performance no just dey sweet like sugar cane. Na him plus dem other guys contribute to make Man Utd attack dey look like snail wey no go anywhere (even snail go dey vex). The coach, Amorim, no gree enter the pitch with Højlund as he dey carry Matheus Cunha and Bryan Mbuemo, two guys wey sabi overperform like dem dey chop energizing beans.
Amorim wey don start to develop new plans for him team, don talk say Højlund suppose fight to earn him place back. Na wah! Wetin he go use fight? E be like say him don throwaway headband wey fit give am the strength. Šeško, the new guy wey dem bring come, go soon carry him number one striker spot if Højlund no fit change the game.
Last week for press conference, when dem ask Amorim about Højlund, he just talk am like say na extra meat for soup. ‘Him still our player, but our eyes dey on the game wey dey come,’ Amorim talk. E don clear say Højlund no dey for di essential list agan!
For the summer series in the U.S., Højlund come shine small small as him score against Bournemouth. But when the serious matches come, e whole vex dey reserve bench. Now, the gory news be say Man Utd dey try sell am before window close. Teams like RB Leipzig and Borussia Dortmund dey eye am, but Man Utd no even wan gree loan am. Na wah!
As we dey prepare for the match against Arsenal this Sunday, Altay Bayindir go start for goal, while Cunha and Mbeumo go join Mason Mount for front line. Hope say dis new tactics no go turn another wahala for United fans as dem dey finally face their heated rival.
So as we dey watch the match, we fit just see if e go sweet or if e go just go sour like unripe mango. Nothing wey dey happen for this EPL season fit dull us sha!
