Edinburgh, Scotland – Dem don start the Scottish Premiership season with a bang as Hearts dey face Aberdeen for Tynecastle, and e no be small wahala wey dem dey enjoy. First half don show say Hearts get am for body, as dem lead with Graeme Shinnie’s own goal – talk about a mix-up na!
Everybody dey wonder wetin go happen next. While Derek McInnes dey tell im players make dem keep the good vibes going, Jimmy Thelin dey hope say him boys go fit listen to wetin e talk at half-time. E go fit talk say ‘same again please,’ but we know say for football, na wetin dem fit do na im matter.
Willie Miller, wey don follow football scatter since Jesus time, talk say if Aberdeen continue like dis, dem fit collect more goals for second half. You know say when you hear ex-pros talk, na serious matter. And as expected, Craig Levein don also chime in – this time, e no get any sugarcoating for Aberdeen performance; dem really dey struggle.
As Hearts dey press, their defense don show say them dey ready to chop extra goals. Hearts fans dey expect to see more action, especially after dem ply wittily dey mix the ball around like sey na dance dem dey dance for the midfield. Dem dey need another goal to secure victory, and dem try. Harry Milne come scatter im middle with wiper cross wey no find target.
The tension don dey rise as Lawrence Shankland almost deliver Ike Chukwu goal; e just fall for offside trap. E be like say VAR go just keep checking like na audited report! Talk say dem don catch am, that one no be lie.
Half time reach, and na 1-0 na dem go enter for dressing room run, but the second half fit turn the game upside down! Hearts go dey hope say dem fit hold this lead, while Aberdeen dey hope for miracle – if dem fit show sense, e fit sweet.
Dimitar Mitov, the Aberdeen goalie, don dey sweat like water just dey run from tap. If dem no tighten their defense, na wetin we go call ‘Nigerian Jollof’ wey no get pepper – bland football. Gist dey fly say Jimmy Thelin just need make im players wake up like say them dey prepare for final exam!
As the second half dey roll out, na wetin everybody dey wonder now – fit Aberdeen come back, or go Hearts secure dem victory? Na only time go tell, but the gist dey sweet like palm wine wey never spoil. Stay tuned, because this football match na just dey begin!
