Gardner Minshew heads to Colts with $3.5M deal
The Ultimate Bro Icon
Gardner Minshew is headed to the Indianapolis Colts after signing his latest NFL deal. The ultimate bro icon – who also occasionally plays football – has agreed to a $3.5 million deal with the Colts. Every penny is guaranteed for the former Washington State gunslinger.
Plenty of Money to Spend on Buses and Beer
That means the mullet-loving QB will now have plenty of money to buy more buses to live out and he can probably afford a couple of beers as well.
A Dude Who Also Plays Football
Gardner Minshew is THAT dude. He’s the kind of guy you could spend eight hours drinking beer with and never even know he plays football because it’s not even in the top 10 most interesting things about him. He’s just like what his former coach Mike Leach was before his death. Yes, he’s involved with football, but he’s also just a dude.
Authenticity to the Max
The greatest quote I ever heard about Gardner Minshew is that he’s who Baker Mayfield tries so hard to be. Mayfield wants everyone to think his attitude is authentic and real. Nobody buys it. It takes zero convincing to know what you see is what you get with Mayfield. So many pro athletes want you to think they’re cool or fake tough guys (looking at you Ja Morant), but Gardner Minshew isn’t like that at all. He’s just a bro who somehow stumbled into playing football on Sundays. He’s equally happy just messing around with a samurai sword.
Genuine Love from Fans
In a world craving authenticity, you never need to worry about whether what you’re getting with Gardner Minshew is real or not. It 100% is, and that’s why fans love him. The fact he plays football – and can do it at a winning level – is just a bonus. The Colts made a great decision.
About the Author
David Hookstead is a reporter for OutKick covering a variety of topics with a focus on football and culture. He also hosts of the podcast American Joyride that is accessible on Outkick where he interviews American heroes and outlines their unique stories. Before joining OutKick, Hookstead worked for the Daily Caller for seven years covering similar topics. Hookstead is a graduate of the University of Wisconsin.
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