Washington, D.C. – Na wah o! Elon Musk don drop some heavy gists wey fit shake ground. Just this Thursday, the CEO of Tesla wey dey shine eye for innovation, come open mouth talk say Trump dey involve for some serious matter wey concern Jeffrey Epstein crime files. According to Elon, na why Trump no gree make dem publish the documents. Wetin be all this drama? (I don begin grab my popcorn already!)
Musk no just end there, he come dey complain say Trump be ungrateful paddy wey no fit remember wetin him do for am. E even talk say if no be him, no way Trump for win 2024 election. Hmmm, talk am like say you be campaign manager, abi you don dey toast Trump for presidential aide post? (Make I just dey side for couch dey observe).
As the matter dey hot, Trump come dey talk for White House, say him and Musk get better relationship before, but now e be like say dem wan scatter. “I’m very disappointed in Elon. I’ve helped Elon a lot,” Trump yan like say na him be the father of Tesla. Dem be like best friends wey wan break up now, wetin happen na? (Abeg, make dem no drag us inside their wahala).
Trump come dey rant say him for don carry Pennsylvania reach hand, even without Musk help. “Elon fit sabi everything about this spending bill, but he no gree talk until dem plan cut electric vehicle tax,” Trump add. Him sabi say na those kinds of wahala fit make Elon vex. Omo, politics no get chill; e dey burn hotter than suya!
For one hot tweet, Musk don come cancel Trump’s claim about the spending bill. He dey para say, “This bill no even show face for my eyes, and e pass like speed of light for Congress. Wetin I go do?!” Every angle dey sweet pass ginger (Who no like sweet gist?)
Meanwhile, while Trump dey yarn, Musk dey busy quote Trump old tweets wey dey talk about the national debt under Obama. E even drop some poll wey dey ask if people need another political party dat go represent the middle class. Na wah, e dey form strategist now. No be for game wey you go win!
Trump dey respond indirectly for Truth Social, say Musk don dey tire am. “Elon dey wear thin, I don tell am make e waka,” Trump blab. Like say na Mr. America be him, but truth be say, this wahala no go end well (I dey feel am already!).
As we dey watch this drama unfold, we go see whether Musk go still dey support Trump or dem go part way like say they be break-up couples. E be like say na only time go tell wetin go happen next. This talk no fit hard pass naija market drama. Keep your eyes sharp, my people! Are we ready?
