Abuja, Nigeria
Omo, you don hear am? Presidency don clear the air say our guy, Senator George Akume, still dey waka as Secretary to the Government of the Federation (SGF). Na wah! People wey dey gossip no fit leave am alone o!
Special Adviser on Information and Strategy, Bayo Onanuga, drop this gist for journalists, like say dem no get wahala to chop today.
“There has been no change in the status of His Excellency, Senator George Akume, as Secretary to the Government of the Federation,” he yarn. E be like say him sabi wetin dem dey talk, because e spill the tea real quick.
This statement no be just mere talk; e come with the title ‘Akume Remains SGF.’ Talk about giving am the proper demigod title! But wetin make matter spicy be say some people don dey spread rumor say Tinubu don name him Special Adviser on Policy Coordination, Hadiza Bala Usman, as new SGF. Omo, dis one na serious wahala!
Onanuga no carry last! He quickly dashed our ears with the truth. “President Bola Tinubu, currently in Saint Lucia, has not made any new appointments,” him talk. E still add, “The information circulating about Akume’s replacement is untrue. Agents of mischief fabricated it.” Chai! Dem no fit rest, abi?
Na here we go shout for the fake news wey dey fly up and down. The Presidency don advice everyone wey like gist to disregard all those fake news. We go just dey watch how this whole matter go play out.
As we dey look, make we no forget say Akume get work to do too. You no fit just stay dey hang there, everybody dey expect result. But for now, make we sip our palm wine and enjoy the matter. True true, Akume don still carry the SGF cap, and e no dey go anywhere. Na so e be!
