Kano, Nigeria
Popular Northern Nigerian content creator, Bello Habib Galadanci, wey we dey call Dan Bello, don land for wahala o! Dis gbege happen for Malam Aminu Kano International Airport on Saturday. Eyewitnesses sey as him land, some plainclothes operatives, wey dem dey suspect sey dem come from Abuja, just carry am go without any fight. E be like movie! (I mean, dem for fit carry popcorn)
The situation wey happen no just sweet pass for passengers and airport staff wey dey watch. Them dey wonder wetin go fit make Dan Bello, wey dey bring joy to pipo with him sharp satire, dey carry police wahala for airport. You know say dis guy dey always talk am as e be, especially when e dey shade some Northern governors wey always dey sleep for their jobs when e come to education and health. Wetin be dis? No translation for this level of shading, my brothers!
Even though no official confirm wetin cause him arrest, sources don talk sey dem release am back sharp-sharp. Barrister Abba Hikima, him padi, no waste time to post one picture of dem two on Facebook after e don come out, with caption sey: “Guys, we’re good.” Na wa! So, security operatives dey turn Dan Bello to national asset abi wetin na?
On another matter, wey pile on top Naija news, Ikechukwu Nlewedim, wey don serve as one kind President for Nigerian Youths Association for Cote d’Ivoire, don talk sey all dis rumor about Abia State governor Alex Otti planning to jump ship from Labour Party to APC na just distraction. E dey reason sey make Abia people no dey distract their governor with all dis unverified gossip. Na wetin dem dey call ‘fake news’ these days.
Nlewedim, wey sabi the governor well as dem be Abia brothers, talk sey Otti dey show sense as per development needs of the state. E say Abia people dey happy, so wetin be all dis noise for Otti head? Naija no need rocket science to figure out sey Otti get the plan to move the state forward. E don do well by showing love for the people, raising teachers’ retirement age, and bring more teachers come help educate the children.
“Otti fit make the correct decision wey go make sense for Abia people,” Nlewedim talk. “We need to give am space to carry on with work make everything dey shine for the state.” Who no want well for their obodo?
Finally, for the rain department, people no tire. On Saturday, some residents gather for Umar Bin Khattab Mosque for Kano to do special prayer wey dem hope go bring rain come. Sheikh Ibrahim Khalil lead the prayer wahala, and the crowd no be small. Dis matter of rain wey dey shine on and off dey cause farmers dey panic about this year harvest. Rain be life, my people!
As e be now, everywhere don dey shake. Naija dey move, and we go watch as more updates dey land. If you dey expect rain or comedy, this be the place! Ah, Naija, you no fit dull!
