New York, USA – Wetin dey happen for social media today? Colin Jost, the guy wey be part of Saturday Night Live and husband to the beautiful Scarlett Johansson, don scatter ground with im recent funny jests.
Dis one no be normal o! Omoh, as im and Jonathan start dey joke, e talk say dem need to kiss to “close the loop”. Na wetin be this self? (If kissing go bring peace, wetin we go dey do na?)
As expected, social media no fit hold back. One popular comment waxed lyrical, “I identify as scarlet johanson.” Naija girls dey ginger for ground o! One padi follow am say, “Scarlet Johnson dey live every girl’s dream.” Abeg, no be small matter! (Make we just talk say dem dey gree for gist.)
People begin dey volunteer like say dem dey find tribe for Hunger Games. “I volunteer as tribute,” one eager fan don talk. Another one just follow with, “me next.” You go ask wetin dem wan do? Na true love story or reality show? (Social media no dey play o, e dey look like love pentagon.)
And you no go believe dis one, one person come crack joke say, “Well now you have to bite Colin Jost on the neck as well. To be fair.” If bite na wetin go complete di play, wetin you dey wait for? (Is dis comedy or horror movie?)
All diz wahala don show say dem dey ready to follow anything wey fit bring dem gist. As we dey watch if dem go turn dis to proper movie or just another social media episode, make una no forget say laughter dey cure o, even if na small one. After all, na Colin Jost and im friends wey sure know how to keep us entertained.
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