Boston, Massachusetts – Wetin be beta gist wey happen for Coldplay concert last night wey go enter history as una no go believe am! Chris Martin, the lead singer for the band, don turn Gist Master as e accidentally expose one shocking office romance wey dey fly under the radar. Ayo, no be small matter o!
As dem dey enjoy Coldplay for Gillette Stadium, Chris just dey play with the crowd, when he catch the eyes of one couple wey dem no suppose show for public at all. Una fit guess wetin happen? The CEO of Astronomer, Andy Byron, and him HR chief, Kristin Cabot, dey all loved-up for big screen like say dem dey advertise love, but dem no fit cover dem face well-well when dem sabi say dem don dey caught.
Chris Martin no know say he dey show people wey dem no ready to showcase dem relationship! As the camera pan on dem, Chris just start comment like say na comedy show: ‘Oh look at these two! Oh what?’. Just like magic, Andy quickly drop Kristin like hot potatoes and dive behind barrier. The babe too no gree make her face show, she quickly cover am with her hands (na wah!).
The whole crowd just burst into laughter as Chris drop the punchline: ‘Either dem dey have an affair or dem dey very shy.’ Na so the concert turn into shame and fame at the same time!
Now, for people wey wan sabi wetin dey go on, the married Andy Byron don dey CEO for Astronomer since July 2023, and according to LinkedIn, that company worth more than $1.3 billion (£1 billion). Kristin don dey follow him since nine months, as Chief People Officer. (Sha, wetin her ‘trust with employees’ get to do with dis one now?)
Following the viral video wey scatter everywhere for TikTok, social media users no fit help themselves as dem dey give their opinion. Some dey sympathise with Andy’s wife, while others dey drag am for public disgrace. One person shout say, ‘Sorry for the wife but glad dem dey expose and embarrass.’ Na real level!
But wetin persons go think? Why dem go choose concert, where audience dey laugh, to do such thing? Subsequent posts no show say either Andy or Kristin don talk about dis matter, and The Sun don reach out to Astronomer to answer wetin dey happen for their office.
As Coldplay dey on top their tour, after Boston, dem still get plenty shows to perform for places like Madison, Nashville, and Miami before dem land back for UK. Imagine as dem dey collect money for this kind vibe – Coldplay don really style dem sef!
So, if you dey find the drama wey dey fall for office romance, just check your local concert. You fit see something wey go make you laugh and wonder why people no sabi keep dem dirty laundry away from public eye. Na from concert, dem dey expose ‘love’!
