City, UK – E be like say transfer window don dey turn hot like fire for market gangan as Chelsea don join Manchester United for the race to sign Gianluigi Donnarumma. Dis one no be joke o! PSG goalkeeper no show for their Super Cup squad, everybody dey wonder wetin dey happen.
People don dey ask, ‘Wetin Donnarumma go do for English football?’ E go fit make sense sha, as both teams dey look for solid goalie wey fit save dem plenty wahala for the pitch. With PSG sidelining am, this na chance for dem big clubs to shine. (Some people go even add, dem fit open bar for him arrival.)
Meanwhile, Manchester City no dey play for minor league o! Dem wan collect £50 million from Tottenham if Savinho wan volute himself. But if the boy no wan leave, dem go just dey chill like boss. Dem no dey rush for this market, you sabi?
And for those wey nwanne dem self, Newcastle dey prepare to seal deal for Brentford forward Yoane Wissa dis week. Dis one go be solid signing wey fit balance their attacking front. Everybody dey try make it work before the Premier League season start to waka again next weekend.
Brighton no wan hear any ‘Juju’ as dem reject Manchester United first offer for Carlos Baleba. Dem even include player for the deal, but Brighton dey stand strong like rock. Time go tell if Man Utd go change dem mind or go back to drawing board for this one. (Some people dey treat it like e be dating game!)
Meanwhile, England football legend John Barnes dey face serious gobe – e dey carry unpaid debt of over £1.5 million. Na wah! No be small matter o. As if the pressure no dey, Dutch star Vincent van der Voort don tell Michael Smith, ‘the tour no dey wait for anybody.’
In sad news, we get to report say racing driver Robbie Brewer don pass away after medical wahala during race dis over the weekend. E be like say everywhere don dey feel the impact of that one.
After his penalty heroics in Community Shield where e help secure victory against Liverpool, Dean Henderson don put £1,000 behind bar for local pub. E no forget say na his people support am. E be man-of-the-people, wey fit gather crowd for ale!
Micah Richards dey rant say Fulham go struggle dis season, since dem don ban players from using Snapchat. E don check the vibe, and e no too dey bright for dem club. As football dey evolve, even social media na part of di game, you no go fit run from am.
On other side, Rio Ferdinand go dey play bigger role for Manchester United, as dem just give am formal role for di US tour. No be only to make appearances, the boy dey prepared to flex muscles for the club.
So, as we dey look forward to di new season, e get plenty gist wey dey unfold – keep your eyes wide open! Dis na just di beginning of wetin fit turn hot for Premier League, and dem go still dey drop more bombshells before di transfer window close. Di hustle for players no go end anytime soon, that’s for sure!
