Celtic Don Fall Hand 4 Kairat Almaty, Who Dem Epp?

Glasgow, Scotland – Na wa o! Celtic fit enter record books as dem fall for Kairat Almaty hand like fresh yam. Last Tuesday night, dat match be like wetin no fit make sense. For 210 minutes of football, Celtic no fit touch net. E no be like say dem forget how to score, but kelebe dem dey miss penalties like say dem no know wetin dem dey do!

Na so the Scottish champions wey get big, big dreams just come out from Champions League qualifiers as dem miss all 3 penalty wey dem get for shootout. Na wah! For a club wey don see glory before, dis one na bad market as dem waste over £40 million just like that.

The coach, Brendan Rodgers, dey vex like person wey chop bitter kola. After dem misfire for Almaty, Rodgers talk say him dey “bitterly disappointed.” My guy, no be small! All those juicy plans wey the fans dey hope for don scatter like dem take dem last bus. How e go take fit salvage the season? Na question wey dey hang!

Celtic don dey chalk down memorable matches once upon a time, but dis one go be lesson wey dem no go fit forget in a hurry. Omo, e shock say dem go enter play-off match and still come show face without any goal to celebrate. Even die-hard fans dey wonder how dem go manage to bounce back.

As e be, everybody don dey point fingers. Fans dey shout for board members, say dem no show face to clear the air regarding new players wey dem suppose buy. Dermot Desmond, wey dey run the show, don dey receive plenty heat from the faithful wey want beta things for their club. “No more excuses!” Na wetin dem dey shout now.

E be like say Celtic don lose their swagger. From facing Bayern Munich fit talk big, now dem don dey face teams wey no fit match their budget. How una wan face Rangers when dem come call? If dem no find solution now, things fit dey hot! Supporters don dey prepare dem ‘sack the board’ chants with sweet sound.

In Almaty, some rookie goalkeeper wey nobody fit recognize, Timerlan Anarbekov, come turn hero. Him dey catch all those penalties like say dem no fit touch his goal. Haba! Even if Celtic get big names, e show say dem no fit match Kairat spirit at all. E no dey okay! Fans dey complain about quality of players wey no take work. The way dem manage to play na different matter. All their big ambitions don vanish like puff puff wey dey hot.

Now, the Europa League dey wait for dem. Na new level, but e no get di vibe wey dem dey want. Celtic fit win some trophies for domestic league, but na wetin sweet dem be dis season? The true test go be dis Sunday when dem face Rangers. If dem follow style wey dem take play Kairat, e go be wahala.

In summary, Celtic show us say dem fit flop and still want make we rally behind dem. Na so football be, but hope say next week we go see better game. But for now, na to recover from this jollof wey sweet but bitter!