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EFCC Don Catch More Yahoo Boys for Abeokuta, Na Wah o!
Abeokuta, Ogun State – Naija no fit ever dull, as dem gree confirm new set of convicts wey dey serve for internet fraud matter. This…
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Isese Festival Don Turn Work-Free Day for South-West Public Servants
Gbenga Oloniniran, Lagos, Nigeria — Na today wey go sweet pass since last holiday! Government for South-West don declare Wednesday, August 20, 2025, as work-free…
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Air Canada Flight Attendants Still Dey Picket, Dem No Wan Return Work!
Toronto, Canada – E be like say Air Canada dey enter wahala as dem flight attendants wey dey strike still dey hustle for better pay.…
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Oluyede Shake-Up: Army Big Boys Get New Positions, Troops Welfare Still Top Priority
Abuja, Nigeria – Chief of Army Staff (COAS), Lt.-Gen. Olufemi Oluyede, just dey shake things up like palm wine for party, as him approve major…
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Almería Don Dey Open Cool Spots for Hot Summer
Almería, Spain – On Monday, August 18, 2025, heat don enter Almería like say na competition. As temperatures dey rise, the Agencia Estatal de Meteorología…
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Nigerian Army Make New Appointments, Reshufflement Don Land!
Abuja, Nigeria – Na dem military palava wey dey go on for Naija, as Nigerian Army don carry out small shake-up wey fit change plenty…
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EFCC Don Recover N5bn and $10m From Oil Fraudsters, More Dey Come!
Port Harcourt, Nigeria – E be like say change dey come for our oil refinery wahala as the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) don…
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Baba Gomo II Don Gree: Emir of Zuru Don Pass Away for London
Birnin Kebbi, Kebbi State – The news don land like bad belle as Major General Muhammad Sami II, the Emir of Zuru, don pass away…
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Big Fish Catch: Two Ansaru Leaders Dem Don Arrest
Abuja, Nigeria – E be like say government don carry out major arrest as two top leaders of Jama’atu Ansarul Muslimina fi-Biladis Sudan don land…
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València dey carry your old furniture come meet am for free!
València, Spain – If you don dey jam plenty old trinkets wey no dey do anything for your house again, this news go sweet you…
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Papa Leone XIV deh talk say make we no give up on hope!
Castel Gandolfo, Italy – For today’s special Angelus prayer wey happen for the serene vibes of Castel Gandolfo, Pope Leone XIV don dey yarn for…
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Ajanaku Don Throw Fresh FM For Court Over Lie Matter
Ibadan, Oyo State – Renowned businessman and political heavyweight, Otunba Rotimi Ajanaku, don wahala Fresh FM Nigeria as e accuse dem of broadcasting false claims…
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DSS Don Catch Terrorist Kingpin Abubakar Abba for Niger State
Minna, Niger State – E be like say dem don finally catch who dey cause plenty wahala for Niger and Kwara states. The Department of…
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Visa wahala don land: H-1B holders go catch in-person interview!
San Jose, California – E be like say wahala don dey brew for H-1B visa holders as US Department of State don announce new rules…
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Labour Don Stand Up, Strike Gas Out If Gov No React!
Abuja, Nigeria – E don dey hot as Nigeria Labour Congress (NLC) don throw down juju for Federal Government. Dem don give dem seven days…
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Naira na run 3.8 trillion for Third Mainland Bridge o!
Lagos, Nigeria – E be like say Naija government don gree say Third Mainland Bridge need major makeover. After dem spend N21 billion for emergency…
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Cape Verde Floods Don Bring Wahala: State of Emergency Declared
Cape Verde, August 11, 2025 – E be like say Nature no wan gree rest as Tropical Storm Erin decide to set up small party…
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Pastor Fatoyinbo Don Stir Controversy Over Late Apostle Babalola Wealth Talk
Punch, Nigeria — One Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo of Commonwealth of Zion Assembly (COZA) don ginger wahala for Nigerian Christian community with wetin e talk about…
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Obasanjo Library wan sue EFCC, demand N3.5bn for raid wey mess dey
Abeokuta, Ogun State – Na wah! Olusegun Obasanjo Presidential Library just land form for EFCC, as dem don demand N3.5 billion and public apology because…
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NIMC Launch New Service Charter to Make Identity Matter Serve Easy!
Abuja, Nigeria – National Identity Management Commission (NIMC) don land big news for we Nigerians. Dem don launch Service Charter wey go help dem improve…