Business
Trump Don Set Tariff, E Go Make Things Cost Poma!
Los Angeles, California – Na wah o! Na so Donald Trump don blow trumpet again, this time na about tariffs wey go jam the whole…
Business
Business
Nigerians Fit Find Work as NDE Launch Phase Two of Employment Initiative
Abuja, Nigeria – Dem don drop am! National Directorate of Employment (NDE) just launch online registration for Phase Two of the Renewed Hope Employment Initiative…
Business
Canal+ Don Japa with 3 Billion Dollar Deal for MultiChoice
Johannesburg, South Africa – Big wahala don happen for African entertainment scene as French media giant Canal+ don finally waka enter town carry South Africa-based…
Business
Naira Don Gather Small Strength as E Close for Week
City, Nigeria – E be like say naira don finally wake up from im slumber as e close week with small gain against U.S. dollar.…
Business
Naira Don Dance Small as E Gain Against Dollar Before Weekend
Abuja, Nigeria – E be like say Naira wan start to shine small as e close the week on better note. On Friday, our beloved…
Business
Nigerians for UK panic as new visa rules drop many jobs!
(Leh we gist am straight from London, UK) Panic don scatter plenty Nigerians wey dey work for UK because of the fresh regulations wey British…
Business
Aliko Dangote Don Retire As Cement Chairman, Warri Base Go Upgrade
Warri, Nigeria – Big news don land from the Dangote camp! Alhaji Aliko Dangote, di billionaire wey sabi cement like say na him get am,…
Business
Lagos Go Suffer Light Out Again As TCN Wan Carry Maintenance
Lagos, Nigeria – E be like say light matter don enter wahala again! If you dey Lagos, you better prepare to shine your eye well-well…
Business
Dangote Don Retire As Chairman, New Boss Don Carry Wetin Gree
Lagos, Nigeria – Big news alert, my people! The man wey sabi business well well, Alhaji Aliko Dangote, don announce say him dey retire as…
Business
Lagos Don Unveil N500bn Plan to Boost Food Production, No More Food Wastage!
Lagos, Nigeria — E be like say Lagos State government don finally waka into serious food jam as dem unveil wetin dem dey call N500bn…
Business
New City Walk Abuja Go Dey Shine Like Dubai O!
Abuja, Nigeria – E be like say Abuja go soon balance like Dubai as FCTA don sign MoU with MAG International Links Ltd to develop…
Business
Tinubu Deny Goment Don Collect Shares For First Bank Matter
Lagos, Nigeria – Di matter wey hot like jollof rice don dey make wave for First Bank Holdings (First Holdco). As dem report say Federal…
Business
CBN Keep Interest Rate Steady as Eight Banks Shine For Recapitalisation
Abuja, Nigeria – E be like say the wahala wey dey for money matter no go finish soon. Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) declare say…
Business
Morocco Don Dey Collect Tax on Betting Winnings, E Get Why
Rabat, Morocco – Na July 2025, Morocco don dey shake table for gambling world as dem introduce 30% withholding tax on winnings wey players dey…
Business
Bryan Johnson Dey Consider Selling Him Anti-Aging Company, Blueprint
Venice, California – Na wah, my paddy! Bryan Johnson, the tech billionaire wey dey craze for anti-aging matter, don finally talk say him dey think…
Business
GenCos dey vex for Enugu Electricity Commission new tariff move
Enugu, Nigeria – E No dey easy for electricity companies (GenCos) wey dey run power generation for Nigeria as dem don commot mouth talk plenty…
Business
Fidelity Bank Share Sale Na Big Market Drama!
City, Nigeria – E get as market dey hot o! Today, July 18, 2025, wahala don burst for Fidelity Bank Plc as 1,140,866,892 shares cross…
Business
FirstBank Don Blow N1tn for Digital Loan, E No Get Collateral!
Lagos, Nigeria – E get beta news for financial una! FirstBank don announce say dem don drop N1 trillion for instant digital loans as of…
Business
Amazon Don Warn 200 Million Pipo Say Scammers Dey Inside Their Inbox!
City: Lagos, Nigeria Una no go believe wetin dey happen as Amazon don send warning to over 200 million Prime pipo say make dem shine…
Business
Coldplay Concert Blowup: CEO Resign After Jumbotron Scandal
Foxborough, Massachusetts – Na wah o! Dem for Astronomer tech company sabi say wahala don land as their CEO, Andy Byron, don resign after camera…