Bundesliga Transfer Drama: Wetin Dey Happen for Germany

FARO, PORTUGAL – July 31: Talk about transfer palava! RB Leipzig don set their eye on Sporting‘s Danish striker, Conrad Harder, and wahala no go finish if dem no chop chop this deal soon. Bundesliga side don offer over €20m, but Sporting still dey play hard to get.

Leipzig don gree terms with Harder personally, but Sporting dey carry last for this matter. AC Milan wey love Harder well-well don also drop higher offer, but na Leipzig wey be like say dem wan steal the show. (This one na classic ‘who go chop the bigger meat’ saga!).

But wait, e get why Leipzig dey pursue Harder like say dem wan collect change wey fall for ground – Juventus dey eye Loïs Openda and if dem fit gather the right price, Leipzig go open mat to sell am. Openda self dey worth around €40m, so na so story dey unfold dey.

With Benjamin Seško and other players don waka, e be like say Leipzig dey plan fresh project for their attack. New pawpaw juice for mouth! Dem go include Antonio Nusa, Johan Bakayoko, Yan Diomande, Romulo and of course, Harder. Three new strikers wey go dey bring balance. (If you fit mix better drink, you go create better party!)

Meanwhile, Aleix Garcia of Bayer Leverkusen get him own palava too. E don perform, but wetin? The Hammers don cancel plans to sign am after dem bring in Mateus Fernandes from Southampton. Garcia market value don drop from €25m to €20m, but e still dey shine for Bundesliga. (Talk say e wan change club but still dey manage for di one wey e get.)

Finally, e no fit pass our notice as Stuttgart don sell Nick Woltemade to Newcastle for record-breaking €90m. Bayern Munich dey vex as dem chase am but e escape dem hand. Nick don dey buzz say e dey happy to join Newcastle and dat di stadium fine well-well. (E no fit wait to enter pitch and show pepper!)

All these moves don show say di transfer market dey hot like sun during harmattan. Fans dey expect fireworks as dem yearn for better performance from new signings. Next match, all eyes go dey on dem as dem step into field to chase glory. Make we hold our palm wine before election finish!