Oslo, Norway – E be like say na wetin we dey call wahala as Bodø/Glimt show Sturm Graz why dem no fit play with dem. Last night, Bodø/Glimt shine well well as dem destroy Sturm Graz with 5-0 for UEFA Champions League play-offs. Na dem dey feel like dem don reach heaven, wey dem dey near first time for main-draw of Champions League.
As dem dey enter the match, Sturm Graz try to gear up like say dem fit match Bodø/Glimt. But na after chook eye for three minutes, body don start to dey shake for defender of Bodø/Glimt when e slip fall and give Sturm Graz chance to shine. But no wahala, goalkeeper of Bodø/Glimt, Nikita Haikin, am for ground quick-quick. Na so the wahala begin.
Bodø/Glimt no wan hear word, dem first score as striker volley ball wey send am top corner of net. Dis na Seedy Jatta, wey dis season don dey sharp like razor. After him goal, Sturm Graz waka jor jor away from the ball, because e be like dem no fit hold dem anymore. Sef dem fit buy some palm wine if dem no wan play again!
Sturm Graz try to bounce back but na dem dey find trouble. Before dem know wetin dey happen, na so Bjørkan corner come enter and score again through unfortunate miscommunication wey cause goalkeeper Christensen shame (no be easy!). Na true say sometimes dem dey call am self-goal when wetin dey happen na pure bad luck, but I fit swear say dis one na special one.
Di match wan end but Bodø/Glimt no wan let their foot off di gas, as dem land another goal. E come be like say dem plan go win Olympics for goal scoring. Hauge just dey spread pass around like say na bread and butter, he connect with Bjørkan, wey use defender as tripod to score again. Pulse dey high!
As dem de enter final whistle, dem even tag second leg next week, Sturm Graz dey pray make dem fit do comeback wey go make sense, but e go take miracle. Dis match don show say Bodø/Glimt wan enter Champions League main draw with swag.
Man of the Match? Na Seedy Jatta, the goals wey he score fit make you sing chorus. With all di shows of goals, e like say na dem go carry popcorn go watch di next match for Europe.
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