London, England – E be like say Tottenham Hotspur no wan hear say Yves Bissouma go late again oh! This Wednesday, August 13, 2025, the Malian midfielder go dey missing as dem dey face Paris Saint-Germain for UEFA Super Cup. Na serious matter wey don dey vex Tottenham coach Thomas Frank as the guy sharp sharp don either chop breakfast or dem don hide him bell pepper.
Frank don yan for press say, “E don dey late too many times be dis. Dis time, na him wahala don pass regular wahala. As coach, I gats show my players love, but make I no lie to una, I go fit carry discipline enter the matter too.” E no fit blame the guy, as discipline no be sweet thing wey anybody gats enjoy.
No be like say Bissouma be the only person dey miss the match; e carry plenty absentees join am like James Maddison wey dey nurse injury, Dejan Kulusevski, Radu Dragusin, Bryan Gil, and Manor Solomon. E be like say na for this match dem go know who no sabi dey punctual, as Bissouma dey on the spot light for this time.
Last season, e don get small discipline wahala too. (E be like say punctuality no dey come easy for some people, abi?) This new discipline wahala fit change wetin dey happen to am contract-wise and sport-wise. If e no gree align himself, e fit carry him downfall enter next season. We hope say the guy don learn him lesson, make e no dey late like train wey don miss him stop.
On top another story wey dey fly for the football world, Portsmouth don sign Ella Rutherford from Ipswich Town. Dis babe dey zealous as she take dey shine for the game, netting seven goals in 17 matches for her last team. Na wetin? Na “experienced attacking midfielder” wey go add quality to Portsmouth team, as their boss Jay Sadler don talk say ‘she get the quality and creativity to make real impact.’” Na so I go dey find my own attacking midfielder too make my waka for life easier.
Meanwhile, Leeds United dey hot for the chase of Bilal El Khannouss from Leicester City as dem dey ready to meet his £24.5 million release clause. Dis Moroccan boy na hot cake as everybody from Arsenal to Bundesliga clubs dey eye am. If Leeds fit land am, na big statement be dis. This one no be say dem no fit look other cheaper options, but nah say dem dey serious about wanting long-term work and growth for their squad. E go make sense make dem grab the guy before he pinga for another side, as dem gats avoid relegation wahala wey fit dey scatter dem plans.
For sports, every second count and Bissouma just learn am the hard way. But na sports, anything fit happen as season dey continue. Make we see who go emerge as better padi for this matter by the end of the Super Cup.
