WASHINGTION, USA – If you dey eye American life, get ready o! President Donald Trump don open waiting list for him new $5 million residency permit; dem dey call am the ‘Trump Card’. As usual, Trump no carry last as he showcase him website, TrumpCard.gov, wey go help people wey wan register to enter the land of milk and honey.
Dem say thousands don dey call to ask how dem fit ride this fine road wey go lead dem to ‘the Greatest Country and Market anywhere in the World’. Trump even gree say e no go small matter. This one no be small gra-gra; he promise say the waiting list don open!
For February, Trump don first yan about this golden visa wey dey come with as e get work rights, residency and even road to citizenship. Na long plan wey we no even sabi wetin dem dey find apart from the fat $5 million wey dem talk say you go pay. Trump gree say those wey go apply go be rich, dey go dey spend money wey go make dem bring plenty taxes come America.
Even for April, as usual, Trump don show sample of this visa wey get him face on top am; fine gold color wey suppose dey shine for dark nights! According to him, this card fit replace the EB-5 immigrant investor visa wey dey allow people wey fit invest $1.05 million enter America. The change dey sweet! But wetin make the matter complex be say dem still dey work the full gist out.
As for ordinary people wey dey try enter America package with small change, this sound like your mama dey say ‘if you no get money, take garri for house’. E still dey unclear wetin other criteria dey for this Trump Card wey no go cost small money to acquire. But we don hear say vetting go dey to check how you fit qualify.
And we all know say, for America, as long as you fit prove say you dey ‘of good moral character’ and you sabi small English, after five years, you fit gather your papers come apply for naturalization. Na jolly jolly that one be, abi?
But while Trump dey shine for him new visa wakas, immigration rules dey stiff everywhere, and deportation operations don dey escalate across the country. As e dey always happen, protests don start to boil, wahala don dey for those wey no fit catch the green light.
Despite all this wahala, Trump dey dream big! He don talk say him dey expect to sell up to ‘maybe a million’ of these cards wey fit even include Russian oligarchs. Na only America wey fit turn business into play-park. Make we dey watch, we go see how this one go unfold.
