Aberdeen, Scotland – Na so Scottish Premiership don waka come back from international break, and e get as e be! Fans dey hype as dem dey expect plenty drama for the weekend wey dey burst ground.
One big match dey happen for Ibrox, and no be wetin you go wan miss. Rangers dey under pressure as dem never fit win their last five league matches! E don reach 20 years since dem sabi last feel like dis. Na wah, I guess e no easy to dey wear blue jersey right now!
Meanwhile, di birds wey fly for Pittodrie dey chirp loud because of some new signings for their side. Our guy Thelo Aasgaard don land back from Norway, and him dey ready to shine after scoring for im side like say na child’s play. Plus, dem also don bring Youssef Chermiti from Everton. Who gree say money no be everything? Na 10 million pounds dem cash-out for am! Chai!
Talking about big deals, Hearts wey dey put eye on splitting Old Firm, don get investor wey no dey play! Tony Bloom, him dey look to make history if dem fit beat Rangers. But no be easy road at all, cause dem don dey struggle since 2014 to beat dem for away games. Dis matter get as e be!
And of course, we no fit forget Brendan Rodgers! Him don dodge media since e face serious wahala for the last transfer window. Fans don vex, and we dey expect di man to talk well as Celtic prepare for Kilmarnock. Kilmarnock self dey run like cheetah, no loss, but no win too. Na dry gists dey flow!
But hold on, we fit sharp turn for another gist wey dey bubble like palm wine! Omo, a man wey shoot another person with crossbow don collect ten years for jail. Na Alan Bruce be that! E carry im crossbow go chase person wey knock for im door late night? Mehn, wetin dey worry some people self? Dis kind thing no dey happen for sitcoms only!
Richard Murison, the victim, need serious medical work as e collect bolt for im tummy. The judge wey hear di case no gree make am collect anything less than that ten years. Na wah, e be like say e no sabi the meaning of ‘face your front’.
Lastly, di council for Aberdeen dey disagree as dem move asylum seekers from hotel to former student space. Christian Allard, di council co-leader, don express e mind say dis move no make sense. Dem no consult am before dem drop needful refugees for di city – dem feel say e go cause wahala. But na who dey listen?
Na so Scottish football and local drama dey roll am like palm wine! E go get plenty things wey go unfold for di matches and plus the local stories. Na just stay tuned wey go see who go win as fans dey ready to cheer.
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