Daegu, South Korea
Wetin we go hear today? Barcelona dey ready to land their final preseason wahala for Asia as dem prepare to face Daegu FC on Monday. After two serious beatings for Vissel Kobe and FC Seoul, dem dey look for third friendly victory like say na free soup.
Coach Hansi Flick don gather im star boys as dem wan show say dem no be play play team. Na im be say, dem fit change the game plan and unleash all di fire. Barcelona don pack 10 goals for the preseason, and dem no dey trend am e be like say dem wan break record.
But how far Daegu? Di South Korean boys don dey struggle since dem no fit win match for 12 games. Na wah! Dem last win na against FC Anyang, wey don be plenty month ago since mid-May. Now, dem dey gree fear di big men from Barcelona wey dey come flex dem muscles. No be small matter!
Barcelona’s front line go get names like Robert Lewandowski, Raphinha, and Lamine Yamal wey dey ready to tear goal post for Daegu. As dem dey shine, dem send shivers down Daegu’s spine (if dem still get spine). And no forget Dani Olmo and Pedri, dey go dey supply am like say dem dey run food distribution business.
But wetin dey gangan for Daegu? Na Brazil guy, Cesinha, na him dey carry dem hope on top im shoulder. Di guy don do well with nine goals this season, so na so e go carry dem survive again. But with injuries to plenty key players like Kim Jeong-hyun and Park Dae-hun, dem don dey use dem hand block di goal tins. Bad market!
Barcelona, on di other hand, na like dem dey prepare for war, dem don set their lineup. We fit see Joan Garcia for di goal post and di defense guys like Koundé and Araújo go dey ready to turn dem backline to stone. Scary, right?
Prediction wey many dey drop go be Daegu 0–5 Barcelona. Na serious scoring spree we dey expect, and dem fit break 7 goals again if dem gbeborun. Dem no dey play yaw yaw when e reach di business season.
All eyes go dey on dat pitch as Barcelona dey sharpen dem tools before dem start di La Liga against Mallorca for August 16. Make una get ready to enjoy di show!
