Barcelona, Spain — As the La Liga season dey enter like newly bought phone for market, Barcelona get one wahala wey dey worry dem: dem never register their new star boy, Marcus Rashford. E be like say dem dey rush because the season go kick off on Saturday for Mallorca.
Initially, many rumors dey fly for this matter, as coach Hansi Flick show small vex about the registration wahala. Na because of financial rules wey La Liga dey follow like bread and butter, and Barcelona get as dem dey struggle to balance their books. (E be like say dem chop too much pepper soup last season!)
Rashford, wey join Barcelona on loan from Manchester United, dey bust head with his performance for pre-season. Dem say he fit build big career for Spain, but wetin go happen if e no dey fit play? E go just dey sit down dey watch like paddy wey no get money to join the club!
Omo, Barcelona wan make sure say dem go fit register Rashford before the match on Saturday, and dem don dey work round am. Di financial gymnastics wey dem dey do no be small matter. Last-minute deals dey happen like say na magic — the club sell some of dem players’ rights and even work some arrangement for injured goalkeeper Marc-Andre ter Stegen to free some salary space. (E be like say na dem dey use Kayamata for financial management!)
The doubts sef no dey limited to Rashford alone; dem still dey hustle to register some other players wey join this summer. Joan Garcia, di new goalkeeper, don clear terrain, but na the concern for Rashford and others dey make dem shake like leaf for wind. “We dey try to fix am,” Laporta, di club president, talk. I hope say make dem no turn this matter to “Waiting for Godot” na!
As Barcelona prepare to face Mallorca for their opening match, dem need to show all the hard work wey dem don put in. If dem no fit register Rashford, who no go wan fulfill their dreams? Ego just be like saying dem carry last for the league table, and we know say that one no dey sweet!
Last season, Barcelona carry three major trophies and dem no wan stop. If dem fit find way to blend the new boys, especially Rashford, e go make their attacking line shine again. Raphinha and Lamine Yamal dey wait for am to come join dem chop point for di pitch.
But for now, we just dey wait, dey cross our fingers. We dey hopeful say the money wey dem dey juggle go fit allow dem register all the players, otherwise dem fit enter season wey go tight pass squeeze bottle of palm wine. Na smooth-sailing for Barcelona we dey hope for with Rashford on board.
