Ballon d’Or wahala: PSG and Real Madrid dey skip party again

Paris, France – Na so the heavy rain spoil everything! The Ballon d’Or ceremony wey everybody dey look forward to go happen tonight but two big teams no go dey there. Paris Saint-Germain (PSG) no fit make am because dem get match against Marseille wey rain don push to Monday. E be like say dem no wan leave their players behind (no be una wey dey gather drinks when night don come?)

This year, nine PSG stars dey nominated. Ousmane Dembélé, Desire Doue, and Joao Neves go collect small sympathy points as dem dey recover from injury. But we no go see Achraf Hakimi, Khvicha Kvaratskhelia, Nuno Mendes, Fabian Ruiz, and Vitinha for the ceremony. Dem dey prepare for ‘Le Classique’ like dem no know say Ballon d’Or dey happen (no be dem dey die for fame?).

Meanwhile, Real Madrid dey repeat their historical stance as dem go miss Ballon d’Or for the second year in a row. Last year, na Vinicius Junior wey come lose out to Manchester City’s Rodri wey make dem vex. Dem well sabi say this year’s absence be because of schedule. Real go face Levante just one day after the ceremony. So, una sabi now, dem no wan carry travel wahala for body (na wetin dem dey call strategy?).

Kylian Mbappé no dey carry matter for head as he don talk say he go just watch the event from his house. E even dey root for his padi, Ousmane Dembélé, to win the award, saying he go happy if Dembélé grab am (bros, we dey watch you!).

This year, PSG dey boast with nine nominations. Actually, dem don dominate this award matter this year; but the real question be: who go win? Na Dembele and his buddy Lamine Yamal dey catch eye this time around. For Real Madrid side, Jude Bellingham and Vinicius Junior dey there for the final list, but e no be so sure dem fit carry any trophy home this time.

However, both clubs dey miss the party for different reasons. PSG na timing wahala, and Real Madrid na protest wahala (na so dem dey show dem anger). Time go tell if dem go change their mind for next year, but for now, make we dey watch as the drama unfold for Ballon d’Or stage.