Assassination Attempt Weh Don Turn Naija Movie for Abuja

Abuja, Nigeria – Last night, e be like say Nigerians get serious gist for their hand as dem dey argue whether na real assassination attempt or just another Naija drama wey dey unfold. Reports don show say Lieutenant A. M. Yarima narrowly escaped from two unmarked Hilux vans wey dey pursue am like say dem wan collect his head.

As the story unfold, we hear say dis wahala start from NIPCO Filling Station off Line Expressway, and dem follow am through Gado Nasco Way around 6:30 p.m. Na military source talk say dem dey investigate di matter and dem go take am serious. (But you know say dem go still hide some juicy details to keep us on suspense abi?)

Dis news don scatter social media scatter and many people no fit just swallow di story as e dey be. Critics dey shout say all diz details too foggy and na Yerima own mouth we dey hear am from. No CCTV footage, no clear witness statements, nothing wey go fit back di claim. Some analysts dey even talk say e be like all dis palava na better movie script wey dem dey prepare for Hollywood.

Meanwhile, dis whole drama just dey after Yerima get serious argument with our own Minister of the Federal Capital Territory, Nyesom Wike, about some land dispute for Gaduwa District. E be like say this land matter dey cause enough wahala wey no get end. Video of di argument don go viral, and even di Presidency don jump inside to stop di demolition wey dem do dey cause di fight. (Na politician wahala, e no go finish anytime soon.)

Now, military veterans across di country don dey vex for Wike. Dem dey scream say dis minister no fit just dey insult our military officer wey dey do im work. Abiodun Durowaiye-Herberts, di mouthpiece for di Coalition of Retired Veterans, don drop serious warning say if dem touch Yarima, dem go occupy Wike office and house. E be like say veterans no get time for play dis time.

As it dey be now, plenty people dey ask questions: Was Yarima genuinely targeted, or na just panic wey dey happen because of social media wahala? Investigators dey talk say dem still dey work on di matter, so maybe we go hear di proper gist soon. But as for now, na just gist wey dey join together like jigsaw puzzle wey get plenty loose ends.

We dey follow di matter closely because you sef know say for Naija, anytime wey e get military involvement, na for suspense wey go dey, and di plot don already thicken. Wetin go happen next? Make we just dey watch and see!