Arsenal Flex Muscle as Eze Make History for Spurs

Emirates Stadium, London – Na so e be! Arsenal don show dem say dem no get rival for dis North London derby wey happen on Sunday. Dem run finish Tottenham Hotspur with sharp 4-1 victory, and na young star Eberechi Eze wey cause yawa well well for Spurs.

Eze, wey dey shine for him first derby, score hat-trick give him side. Na di first player wey don score hat-trick for dis derby since Alan Sunderland do am back in 1978. (Wetin dem dey feed am? Herba? Special ogbono soup?)

Arsenal dey roll for front, as dem don increase dem lead at di top of di Premier League to six points. As for Tottenham, dem dey feel di weight of pressure, as dem don sit down for 10th position. (Chei! Dis no be wetin dem bin plan for season o!)

First goal come from Arsenal side as Leandro Trossard send dem fans on top of di world with deflected shot for di 36th minute. Eze follow am later with three sweet strikes: one for first half and two for second half. Meanwhile, Richarlison go just show say him dey alive as him manage to score one for Spurs. Na wetin dem fit carry go house? No be anything sha!

Fans for Emirates dey yarn say dem don use Spurs like punching bag – and e no dey sweet any Tottenham supporter! E be like say di team lack serious firepower lately, especially with some key players dey sidelined by injury. (E be like say dem dey use wrong juju for pitch!)

Trouble dey because Tottenham don try plenty things to hold dem undefeated away record, but with this match, dem come discover say Arsenal no be beans. Fans dey shout “We dey comot for your life!” as na dem dey control di tempo from start to finish.

So as e be now, gunners don put dem self for di center table of di Premier League, while Spurs need to sit down and find wetin dey wrong with dem plenty plans. Na just be like movie wey dem dey watch, we go see how di season go end.