London, England – Dem Gunners for Arsenal don show say dem no dey play small small as dem take West Ham clean for home ground with 2-0 win. Na wetin everybody dey talk after dem flex strong muscle for the pitch. And for Old Trafford, Manchester United dey shine well as dem carry Sunderland go back with 2-0 victory too. Wetin be this level of sweetness? (Ehen, make United fans smile small jare!)
Arsenal wey get their manager Mikel Arteta dey push forward with confidence. For their own match, dem score first with Declan Rice doing the magic. But no be only Rice dey shine, na also Martin Ødegaard wey dey carry the team on him back. Though dem get small injuries wey worry dem, e no stop dem from flexing their EPL vibes. As dem dey celebrate Arteta’s 300th match in charge, na him dey bring dem go top of the table! (Your eyes no dey deceive you o, Gunners dey gather points like say dem dey prepare for championship!)
Meanwhile, Manchester United don finally show say dem fit do am as dem grab third win for this season. Benjamin Sesko weh dey shine like star, him don score back to back. E don finally gel with the team as dem carry Sunderland matter casually. Wetin we fit say? Na serious vibes! Ruben Amorim, the gaffer for United, don take this win to keep the fans smiling. E mean say ol’ soldier no dey fall for bush. Omo, if you see how dem dey play as a team, you go just praise dem! (Especailly after all di wahala from last season.)
As the match dey go, the referee no gree make VAR spoil mixed vibes. Dem check say one possible penalty no be real, but United no need over-plate for this win. Na the calm and collected na dem show for Old Trafford. Mason Mount too don flex small as he don score him first Premier League goal after him come from Chelsea. Talk about showing say you fit serve your old club better! (Make we no lie, United fans dey ginger small small.)
For the other side, West Ham no fit show their muscle this time. Dem dey like person wey just dey sit down dey watch football, e no too dey impress! Arsenal na dem dey collect all the glory today while dem dey keep clean sheets. E dey clear say dem dey push for the title this season. (Chai, wetin go fit stop these Gunners?)
As all these dey happen for the pitch, Liverpool dey plan to roll join the party as dem dey prepare for their own match against Chelsea. Trust say e go be another show! Na only Saturday e dey tru tru, my paddy. Sit back, take your palm wine, and enjoy the football! From Arsenal to Manchester, di season dey hot! (Make dem no forget say football na for enjoyment o!)
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