No be small gist I get for you today o! E get one purr-fect cat wey dey run im own Fantasy Premier League team, and na im dey show many managers how e be. This cat wey dem dey call Victor don collect rank of 222 among almost 13 million players for di game! No go believe say na cat be dis!
As e be, Victor no dey play ordinary way. Im padi, wey be storyteller, and im brother dey arrange treats wey Victor go choose from. Every week, dem dey put different options for whiteboard with treats, and whichever Victor chop be di transfer wey dem go make for im team. For last Gameweek, dem ask Victor who go be captain, and e just go straight for Bruno Fernandes wey end up getting two assists. E be like say Victor sabi better football pass some of us!
Di whole family dey involved for Victor’s FPL strategy. If demi no fit reach am, even im mama go help ask di questions. As Victor dey sleep or dey waka for outside, na dem dey carry di gist go meet am. One time, e even transfer Harry Wilson at midnight like say na football match be dat! Dis cat get swagger!
Victor’s team name, Cresposcular, na mix of di word crepuscular wey mean dem dey active for twilight hours, and di name of Hernan Crespo. Im start di league without Mohamed Salah but don dey make serious moves with players like Haaland wey put am for hot seat.
Not all di moves dey work o! Victor fall victim for one serious trap, and e choose Jeremie Frimpong who get injury for di first week. But dis cat still no wan give up, as im don dey show loyalty to players like Jarrod Bowen. Dis loyalty no be small matter, as Bowen don rack up 36 points in di last six weeks!
Na when dem reach Gameweek 6, Victor’s rank sharply increase from 262,390 to 36,841, thanks to di use of im Triple Captain chip. E no even use Wildcard on Haaland and still collect serious points. But no be say everything dey shine for im squad, as some chips no work as dem expect.
As we dey prepare for di next Gameweek, di pressure don dey rise for Victor team wey dey maintain dis rank. If cat fit sabi how to chop treats and manage FPL, wetin dey stop us? As dem dey say, “If Victor fit do am, abi with all di gists, wetin you dey wait for?”
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