Chai! Na wah oo! President Bola Tinubu don throw балансу for Rivers State wahala o! As Governor Siminalayi Fubara and Minister Nyesom Wike drive commot from Presidential Villa together like say dem dey share one motor, e fit be say peace don finally land like jollof rice for party.
This one na serious matter wey don dey brew for almost two years as dem two dey form cat and rat, but this recent meeting wey dem do, e get as e be. Na wetin dem dey call symbolic peace gesture and e dey show say bickering fit become history if dem wan settle am well.
Plus, if you dey check for abroad, United States na him dey add 18 Nigerians for im criminal list. Na so dem dey make noise for the Federal Bureau of Prisons! As the Department of Homeland Security don confirm, these 18 wahala people dey join other 79 wey wey dey for the list already. Omo, dem dey face wire fraud, mail fraud, and all the gist wey no go make sense. Na so dem chop pepper o!
Back for our side, Federal Government don reject northern governors wey dey shout make dem stop mining for their zone. Dem talk say if dem put full stop, e go affect economy like serious rain for sun shine. Wetin dem dey propose? Na special security plan wey go involve community, miners, and dem ‘area boys’ wey dey cause wahala around mining sites.
As e be, Senate don call emergency meeting as the people dey vex for electoral act amendments wey dem try make. People no gree make dem remove real-time electronic transmission of election results because dem dey fear say wahala fit happen if results no dey clear like ogbono soup. Civil society groups and political warriors dey shout, ‘No way!’ and dem want this session to address the matter sharp-sharp.
For Oyo State, e no dey end there! Oyo princes don waka go court to fight for Alaafin’s traditional authority. Dem dey fear say the way things dey go, the Alaafin fit lose im power and dem no go gree make that one happen. Dem don start legal action wey go make sure Alaafin still dey reign strong like yam porridge.
E be like say Nigeria no go dey lack for drama, but na true wey we sabi say wahala dey bring plenty story! Make we dey watch as these matters dey unfold, because this na news wey go make people dey talk for many bars!
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