GTA VI Review Don Land, But E Be Like Them dey Hype Am

My people, dem don drop first review for GTA VI, and e don get 73% score. E be like say dem dey too generous with this one oh! How person fit score game wey never even finish?

As e be now, this GTA VI wey dey come on 19 November, na wetin dem call ‘the most expected game for this lifetime’. Nobody fit just walk enter this kind matter without proper preview and expectanship. But this review don waka go online sit down for HowLongToBeat, and dem don give am 73%. Abeg, na who dem dey deceive?

Normally, you fit tink say for beta stage, side don full of bugs and wahala. But it look like says dem don clean everywhere sharp-sharp sake of this review wey no match wetin players dey expect. Na wetin make people dey suspect say maybe na ‘early access’ player dey rate am, or maybe na one pikin wey dem carry come play for special occasion.

You know say if you carry pikin wey dey sick give something wey sweet like this, e go tune mouth sey na 100% be the score! E fit be say the reviewer get soft spot for Rockstar kindness.

Now, take two Interactive don use their earnings call talks confirm say marketing go start around May or June, just in time to build all the hype wey everybody dey expect. Na so dem go begin show all the game images wey go hype this one more! We don see trailers wey dey show some smooth graphics, but na still open world gameplay we dey craze for.

With all these wahala, e suppose make sense say the mysterious reviewer don show face. You know how am! We go dey watch how the game go dey perform as we dey near November. If na just hype, dis 73% go make sense or e go just dey hover like normal gist…

But one tin we sure be say Rockstar no dey play for dis game, dem don delay am multiple times. Na so dem confirm say no shook-shook Uncle Sam go fit spoil dis one. Dem don say ‘we go use this time take sabi wetin we dey do!”

My people, na as e be so await wetin we go fit see for this game. All of us dey excited, and we hope say na good story we go remain with at end of all this noise.