My people, wetin dey happen for UK politics no be small matter o! Today, Prime Minister Keir Starmer don come out for parliament, con yarn say e dey regret say e appoint Peter Mandelson as ambassador to the United States. E say dat man dey lie like say no be person dey talk, all because of him wahala with him pal, the late Jeffrey Epstein wey sabi pass sensitive information as e be ex-convict.
Starmer don clearly talk say e go release all the documents wey show how Mandelson dey mislead everybody about him connection with Epstein, the guy wey even gree call the day wey Epstein come out of prison ‘liberation day’. Chai! Na wah!
Dis wahala come after police launch investigation into Mandelson, don dey investigate whether he carry government secrets go give Epstein. Starmer don also talk say he dey as angry as wey the public dey feel. E even say, ‘If I knew then what I know now, he would never have been anywhere near government.’ Wetin concern us with wetin happen for their own side?
Kemi Badenoch be the Tory leader wey don been dey fire questions like say she get no respect for who nor fall hand. She don dey hala say if Starmer know say Mandelson chop from the devil hand, wetin make him appoint am? Starmer gree say yes, him sabi about the relationship but him no know say e dey deep like dat. Na so the drama dey unfold.
As dem dey gist this matter, some MPs don dey call for full public inquiry. Sir Ed Davey from Liberal Democrats don assert say ‘the victims of Jeffrey Epstein deserve far better’. E dey fight for justice as if na him does dey carry dis case for head.
Dis whole matter wey dey happen now go determine how dem go scrutinize the relationship wey Mandelson get with Epstein. Starmer don talk say dem go carry special law come make sure say Mandelson lose him title and make dem strip am of him Privy Council membership. E don make agreement with King Charles on top this issue.
Wetin remain now be how dis waka go affect Starmer himself o. If he no handle am well, e fit set fire for im own house. Meanwhile, the Tories dey jab jab am as the matter dey unfold. No be small shooting dey happen for the House of Commons today, my people!
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