Wetin happen for Tannadice today no go fit enter joke, I tell you! Hearts dey show them pepper well as dem dey deal with ten-man Dundee United for match wey yapa!
From the first half, na only Hearts dem dey shine. Na only dem fit land 7 shots while United dey struggle with just 1 shot. You fit imagine say na only one opportunity United get, yet Hearts dey dey mop the floor with them.
As wey dem dey go, Claudio Braga wet dey for Hearts don show say e no be small player, e don score penaltie wey make Hearts lead 2-0. E no just dey play ball, e dey give military school training to United as dem no fit recover from the kick wey Hearts give dem.
To make matter worse, dem get sending off wey no suppose carry go, but e don put United for serious wahala. Na so rangers for Tannadice dey hear how Hearts dey dominate like king for their territory!
Pierre Landry Kabore and Harry Milne dey use their legs dey dance inside United box, dey create chances like say dem no wan hear word again. Even Zam Sapsford try run counter-attack, but wetin e go carry go? E dey like say dem dey play 11 vs 1 abeg!
Fans wey come see the match no fit hide their joy, as dem dey sing and cheer. Hearts supporters no dey dull, dem dey vibrate like say dem just win lottery. E be like say dem don already box United for corner!
Final whistle never blow, but from the way matter dey go, na to for United to show wetin dem sabi do as damage control. I no go lie, e go hard for dem to come back and match the level wey Hearts don set.
As e dey go now, make we dey watch how the second half go take turn, this one na football wey dey pepper everybody!
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