Wahala don burst for NYC as one guy wey no sabi wetin e dey do, show up for federal jail claim say e be FBI agent. Dem catch am red-handed, as e come with barbecue fork and one circular blade wey resemble pizza cutter!
Dis 36-year-old man wey dem call Mark Anderson from Mankato, Minnesota, don waka enter Brooklyn jail on Wednesday night, dey yarn say him get court order to release one Luigi Mangione wey dey inside. Mangione dey wait to face trial for murder after dem say him gunned down UnitedHealthcare CEO, Brian Thompson, for Midtown back in December 2024. Na serious matter o!
According to the gist wey don land, Anderson show up around 6:50 PM and tell the officers say e get paper wey one judge don sign to free Luigi. But when dem ask am for him FBI credentials, wetin him bring? Just him Minnesota driver’s license and some documents wey him throway for dem! Na wah!
Inside him bag, dem find only BBQ fork and that circular blade wey fit chop pizza well well, no be any serious weapon. E don scatter the officers’ head with him drama! Anderson don dey face charge for impersonating an FBI agent, and him go appear for federal court for Brooklyn.
As dem dey sort this matter, Mangione wey dey inside jail no get small supporters wey don dey show up for him court cases. Some people dey wear green dress, like Luigi from video game, as dem dey chant “Free Luigi” wey don turn am to some kinda folk hero for people wey vex with health insurance wahala.
The police say Thompson, wey dem shoot on December 4, 2024, dey walk go hotel for annual investor conference when dem fire am from behind. The ammunition carry words wey fit make person think say insurance companies dey dodge payments, as dem write “delay,” “deny,” and “depose.” Na serious gbege wey no go end well!
Mangione, wey na 27-year Ivy League graduate from rich family, don plead not guilty for both state and federal cases, but dem fit give am life sentence if e no careful! And Anderson don just find himself for wahala because of him silly plan. Wetin dem go tell am say na struggling for pizzeria make him dey trek come New York?
This na very serious matter, my people. As we dey follow dis drama, make we dey shine our eyes for how e go end for Anderson and Mangione. Na 2024 we dey, and we no sabi wetin drama go unfold next!
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