Ah, my people! Na wetin be dis now? Nottingham Forest dey waka come Portugal, but na wahala dem go find! As dem land for Braga, na ‘own goal’ sharp-sharp dey meet dem!
Sean Dyche, the gaffer wey dey manage dis Forest squad, don really dey vex as dem miss plenty chances plus one penalty wey Gibbs-White no fit convert. Na dem 54 seconds of craze wey turn everything sabi!
Braga, dem no get as dem push dem for match, but na lucky chance dem take score. Ryan Yates, wey suppose dey sharp for back, now come spoil the party with im own goal. Na wetin we go call am? Own goal king!
Wet wey you fit do wey dey vex wey dey vex Forest fans, dem no fit shoot even one shot for target all night. Wetin dem go tell their friends when dem return home? Dem go talk say, “I no sabi wetin I go carry come for dis trip!”
As the match dey go, you fit see say Forest dey struggle like dem dey chase chicken wey dey run fast. Sean Dyche talk say, “This kind game na real frustration! We need to stand up and perform well. Na football we dey play, no be cricket!”
Fans travel from far place like Seville go this match, come see their beloved team dey play like wetin? E no make sense at all. Dem dey watch with hungry eyes as Braga dey push them back to their own half – na serious wahala!
Forest fans wey bin dey gist dey expect their team go shine, but instead, dem come dey face sadness as dem no fit connect any pass or for even create chance. And the noise wey dey come from Braga fans? E don make am worse!
For inside the stadium, you fit hear them dey shout “We no wan go sideways, make we move forward jare!” But na wetin? E be like say dem dey play go-slow football.
Diomande wey represent Rangers for dis season don get better luck, but Forest fans dey dey ask, “Wetin happen to our rangers?” As dem dey chill for corner of the drinking joint, dem dey sip beers dey speculate how their team go fit rise up again! Hmmm.
Abeg, make dem tighten up, join body together like one family and waka with ambition. Na only if dem do am, dem go make sense for Europe. Na wetin dem dey sing: “Wetin we go do? We go make una proud!”
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