Ahhhh, my people, see ehn, wahala dey for Canada as Prime Minister Mark Carney don give U.S. President Donald Trump serious reply! E no go fit catch any slumber this time around!
For recent talk wey happen for World Economic Forum wey dey go on for Davos, Trump come drop bomb shell wey dey burst brains—him talk say ‘Canada dey live because of United States.’ Chai! You fit shout?! As if na Trump fit carry Canada matter for head. Na wetin Carney come do? E come respond sharply say, ‘Canada no dey live because of United States. Canada dey thrive because we be Canadians!’ Abeg, make we take a sip of naija palmwine to that!
All dis gist no just end there oh! Carney come dey yarn about partnership wey dey between Canada and America, but him no forget to emphasize say dem fit dey work together without one side being the boss. ‘We be masters for our home, and na we get future for our hands,’ him talk with more ginger dan pepper soup!
As expected, when you talk about Trump, nah so e go respond before you shake body. This oga for White House come dey use him Truth Social talk say him no go invite Canada join him so-called ‘Board of Peace’ wey be him plan for world matters. Abeg, na which kind board be dat? Look, even if Canada wan join, dem no get money to contribute, so make Trump dey calm down!
Carney no dey fear any voice wey dey shout for there. Him don see say global culture and politics dey change as we dey enter new obongwe as e no dey follow traditional ways. ‘Canada fit show di world say another way dey possible,’ him talk. ‘Diversity na strength, not weakness!’ Him dey shake table for all dis political gists.
And e no stop there oh! This fine gentleman don turn speech wey dey gather plenty people for Davos to international lesson. E don dey bring light to Canadian values, say dem dey protect pipo when wahala dey come. ‘Na Canada wey fit deliver prosperity for everybody, no be who wey waka come from rich family or whose skin na white,’ him talk again. Na so wey suppose dey, my brothers and sisters!
Even as ere dey go inside di meeting wey dey happen for Quebec City recently, wetin we go see? Na more wahala and tension wey dey build between Trump and Carney. The vibe wey dey come from the two leaders na like smoke wey dey come from two pots. Each one wan show say dem get bigger fire!
So my people, let’s open eye as dis drama dey unfold; no be so wahala fit end. One though remain clear, Canada fit shine as example even if Trump dey throw jabs left and right. Naija wey sabi tackle any wahala we go just sit down dey watch, a case study in our own right!
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