Na wah, my people! Trump don land for Davos, and he get gist wey dey hot like suya for this cold weather! Na him Board of Peace wey dey cause wahala for world leaders like say dem dey play football for one pitch.
So, make we break am down for corner: Trump don gather about 60 countries wey e invite to join dis Board of Peace, and e dey call am a billion-dollar club, wey you no go fit join if you no bring your own 1 billion dollars. Wetin be dis? Na naija style deal be dis?
According to inside gist, many world leaders dey feel like dem no get choice but to join. One Arab man talk say, “Who fit say no to Trump?” You fit imagine? As e be say the man don carry threat like pepper soup, many no wan enter that one chance. E be like ‘choose your struggle’, no be small!
Dem say about 35 countries don already sign up, full squad don gather. The main gist be say dem want tackle global wahala, wey UN no fit handle. But, my guy, e get plenty questions wey dey hang for this Board, like wetin go happen to the UN sef? You mean to tell me say Trump wan replace UN?
As e stand, while some leaders dey jump on the Trump train, others like Macron from France dey chill for back like person wey no want join party. France don talk say the charter dey pepper dem inside, no gree join. Norway and Sweden still dey think, while Italy and Germany dey evaluate like dem dey work on exam question.
Trump dey talk say e wan turn Gaza area to paradise, but critics dey shout say dis wahala fit bring more confusion. Him don invite Putin join the party, but no be we go fit see if he go accept.
With Tariffs and threats like 200% on French wine, my guy don turn the whole negotiation to mere banter. “I go put heavy tax on una wine,” Trump dey talk. E be like movie wey no dey sweet to listen to. Dis Board of Peace fit be his own way to flex power. E fit control everywhere like person wey get remote for television!
As dem dey prepare for ceremony, the world dey watch like one big football match, everybody dey wonder who go collect yellow card or red card for dis new arrangement. E go good if e fit work, but if any gbas gbos happen, na dem for Davos go dey run comot like say dem no sabi Trump before.
For now, we dey shine our eyes, as Trump dey play diplomatic chess with world leaders, e fit make sense or e fit scatter everything. But one thing wey clear be say dis Board of Peace no dey schme schmoop; e fit cause more issue than e go solve!
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