No be small thing o! Billionaire tech guru, Elon Musk, don drop serious gbas-gbos for the airspace as e dey consider buy Ryanair after O’Leary, the big boss of the airline, chop him matter raw.
So e be say Musk wan use im platform, wey dem dey call X (abi na Twitter?), run poll wey ask hin followers if e suppose buy Ryanair. Almost 900,000 people participate, and plenty of dem, over 75%, yan say ‘Yes’. E be like say people dey ready to see wetin go happen next!
But how we reach here? E start when O’Leary gree talk for Irish radio, say im no go fit use Musk’s Starlink internet service for im planes. According to am, installing the system go cost dem roughly $250 million annually, plus e go dey increase fuel consumption because of the drag from the antennas. The man no send nobody as e insult Musk, call am idiot, and add say wetin Musk sabi about aviation na zero.
Musk no take am lightly o! E come dey fire back left and right, claiming say O’Leary dey misinformed and wetin dem dey talk about fuel impact no be true. The argument hot as dem dey throw insults like say dem dey play football.
Musk even go as far as suggesting say make dem fire O’Leary. Na wah! Dem don dey use their social media like fight arena. Musk tell O’Leary say if him no fit buy Ryanair, at least make hin fit get person wey get the name ‘Ryan’ to run am like joke! The thread don turn viral! People dey chop am sweet gist as dem dey crack jokes and make memes.
Pellegrino, O’Leary no wan hear anything about the internet connection, e still dey insist say Ryanair customers no go wan pay small change for Wi-Fi. According to am, dem go want free internet, but no be pay-as-you-fly-style. E even talk say as him no get social media account, e no go fit use such connections dey measure wetin dem dey talk.
The real gist be say Elon yamayama no dey small o! E fit dey play, but dem no fit disregard am! Remember say e buy Twitter just like film! E fit just shock everybody come dey carry Ryanair real for pocket. E be like say he wan draw out the big dogs of aviation na so musky-style fit dey address am. Dem never response from Ryanair o, but one thing wey sure be say this issue go dey trend long time!
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