Abeg, make we gather for this gbege wey dey happen for Greenland. E be like say Trump don yarn say him no go fit think peace again because dem no gree am Nobel Prize! Na wah o, my people!
As the palaver dey hot, we see say Trump dey hunger to take Greenland from Denmark. E don carry 10% tariff waka come on top goods wey go enter USA from countries like Denmark, Sweden, Germany and di rest. E no go stop there, as e don show say if you no gree, e fit increase am to 25%! Wetin for dis one?
Greenland leader, Jens-Frederik Nielsen don clear am say dem no go allow anybody pressure dem. Dem dey proud of their territory, and as dem dey come out dey protest, dem hold their flag like say them dey show am say, ‘We dey here, no be joke!’ Dem talk say dem no fit fight America, but dem no wan be part of dem.
Trump come talk say Denmark no fit protect Greenland from Russia or China. E no know say na wetin dem dey watch? Dem fit gather soldiers come gum body for Greenland. Dem dey practice, dey prepare for any gbolahan wey go happen. E no be small.
European leaders don dey vex, dey call Trump’s threats blackmail. Germany and France no dey carry last, dem don dey gather firewood to burn back. Dem say dem go hold emergency meeting to settle wetin go happen next, and dem dey ready if wahala come!
Na here we dey see say, e go pain dem say dem dey prepare countermeasures. The world don dey watch as di saga dey unfold. Suggestions don show say European Union fit start dey slap their own tariffs on American goods with gidi gidi. Nor be say dem go sit down dey look like mumu!
But wait, Trump still dey talk say him don do plenty for NATO, but NATO no fit do anything for am again! E wan control Greenland to secure America. Na wetin e mean by ‘Complete and Total Control’? People don dey reason am as wahala dey come, and di tension don dey rise!
The Nobel committee, dem don announce say dem no be government. E show say na independent bodies dey run am! So, no be anybody fit change di decision wey don already happen. Trump gatz free himself from di Nobel stress, finish!
As this drama dey play out, one thing sure be say people of Greenland dey ready to stand their ground. E dey obvious say dem no wan be pawns in dis international chess game. Dem take their fate to heart, with no room for external interference. Na them know wetin fit happen to dia land.
Finally, this green land wey dem dey threaten to collect, how e go take turn? For now, make we just dey observe as Europe don start dey flinch, and America dey shout. E no dey finish now. Naija dey here to monitor di whole action. Stay tuned as we continue to bring you all di jollof in this one!
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