Wetin you dey hear, my people? Super Eagles don land for knockout stage of AFCON, and dem dey use Mozambique as fresh fish! Na so na, dem don gather two goals before half-time, and everybody dey enjoy di match like cold beer for hot afternoon.

As di game dey go, Alex Iwobi dey run di midfield like say na im get di football. Dem say he be King for Matter, and as he dey pass, dem players no fit catch him. Ademola Lookman too dey help matter; him don score one goal and dem dey call am man of di moment.

Wetin I go talk about Victor Osimhen? Na true striker! Di guy just dey wait for chance wey come, and he don hide one goal for back of net after Lookman give am beautiful assist. Niggaz dey wonder wetin dem go do to stop di Super Eagles, but e no go easy!

Oh, make I no forget mention dis one. Wilfred Ndidi get yellow card after e knack Mozambique player, but na accidental wahala. Di boy dey play like any normal person wey no wan go home without any trophy. Dem need to focus, because after dis match, dem fit face either Algeria or DR Congo for di quarter-finals.

Mozambique boys no dey comot without fight; dem try dey show say dem be serious team too. But na wetin dem wan do? Dem dey laro gidi for Nigeria side like boys wey dey make pepper soup for di village square.

E be like say di pressure dey too much for dem as Nigeria control 65% possession. Naim be say, dem dey chase ball like say dem dey run after una pounded yam wey hot! Di way I dey see am, Super Eagles dey prepare to show dem bayeh, as dem don claim two goals already.

After dis match, dem fit face Cameroon or Morocco in di semi-finals. Dem dey fire on all cylinders, and everybody dey look forward to see wetin go happen next. Na wah o, dis AFCON dey sweet like sugar cane!