Na wao! This Trump matter dey ginger like fire wey no go quench! This morning, he don talk say if Delcy Rodríguez no sabi wetin to do, e go suffer pass Maduro wey don already dey lock for jail inside New York. The man no dey carry last o!

As e just touch ground for West Palm Beach golf club, Trump pour water for Delcy matter. E wan make am understand say United States no go sit down fold hand while she dey reject their intervention wey help catch Maduro.

Trump don change tactics, from ‘no regime change’ to ‘we go rebuild am, even if na war!’ Na so e yarn for the phone call, dey laugh and dey gist like say dem dey play golf match. E talk say Venezuela no dey work again, na disaster wey full everywhere!

Na yesterday, him dey praise Delcy after military go carry Maduro go New York. But this morning, she don carry mouth enter wahala, talk say dem go protect their resources and say no be colony dem go be! This one fit burst brain if U.S. go try occupy the place more!

Trump no just dey think Venezuela, him dey eye Greenland too! E talk say dem ‘need’ Greenland because of national security. You fit imagine say Prime Minister of Denmark dey vex, she don tell am sharp sharp say no be dem wey go take Greenland like say e be market for sale!

Mette Frederiksen don shine eye for Trump, tell am say make e stop to dey treat dem like small pikin. Denmark get better defense and no be all this threats wey Trump dey shout for Air Force One.

Na so the matter be now, France don join wa, dey talk say no border suppose change by force. The wahala wey Trump dey cause dey shake body for international level! Everybody dey watch closely as wahala for Venezuela dey hot like pepper soup, and Greenland matter dey boil for back.

For all dis drama, e get many eyes wey dey look how the U.S. dey run things. Some dey like, some dey talk say make dem respect international law! Time go tell if Trump go fit carry out him plans or if e go just dey talk like say na movie.