Chai! My people, wetin we go call dis one? Na serious matter o! President Trump don yan say dem don catch Venezuela leader, Nicolás Maduro, after military strikes wey shake di whole Caracas early dis morning.
Dis gbege wey happen for Venezuela no be small wahala at all. Dem say American forces don carry Maduro and hin wife comot for di country like movie! Trump talk say dem go ‘run’ di country until dem fit arrange beta transition. And wetin dem mean by ‘run’? Maybe na time to chop oil, abi? Oil wey dey for Venezuela plenty no be small.
As e be, Trump don blame Maduro for di plenty Venezuelans wey don come jam US; dem say na hin cause dem wahala. Since 2013, over eight million people don waka comot from di country due to economy wahala and gobe. Wetin we go call dis one? E be like say Maduro dey empty hin prisons, forcing everybody to run come US.
Dis new style wey Trump dey use sharp-sharp, dey focus on how drugs dey enter US, especially di hard drugs like fentanyl. E even don tag two Venezuelan gangs as Foreign Terrorist Organisations! Na wah! Analysts dey talk say Cartel de los Soles no be real cartel, na just name wey dem dey use to describe corrupt officials.
Dem don increase di reward wey dem dey offer for information wey fit lead to Maduro capture. Abeg, wetin make person wan look for person wey don waka? E be like movie script as dey increase military presence for di Caribbean, dey target shipping vessels and di rest.
Trump don dey drip plans on top dis action since hin second term begin, even authorize CIA to start operations inside Venezuela. Him no just dey play cards, him dey serious like say e wan carry out military moves. E don mention say ‘boots on di ground’ fit involve as dem dey plan strike di narcos.
But wetin de vex dem be say, di US dey paint dem military operation as way to protect di American people from drug kings. Di first strike for September don dey raise serious question, and many legal experts don dey talk say wetin dem dey do fit break di law of armed conflict.
Venezuela don shout say di US don make ‘extreme military aggression’ against dem, calling on di citizens to mobilize. Dem don declare state of emergency, make people fit rise and defend dem own country.
For dis blows and explosions wey happen, dem people wey dey live for Caracas begin fear as dem wake up to hear di noise of military helicopters and explosions scatter everywhere. Dem dey say e be like movie as dem dey mobilize dem forces, calling people to fight back against di ‘American imperialists’.
Amidst all di commotion, Trump dey show picture of captured Maduro for di USS Iwo Jima. Di man dey wear blindfold and handcuffs, ready to face charges for drug and terrorism under American law. Dis one go sure send jabs to Venezuelans wey don already dey complain about di legitimation of di government under Maduro.
Wetin dey sure be say, di way dis wahala dey go e fit escalate. Di world dey watch and e seem say di international law don dey take back seat as two heavyweights dey face off over control of one juju country with plenty oil. Wetin go happen next? We go dey bring updates! Na serious matter so make we dey watch am!
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