My people, make we gather for corner and gist small about Wetin dey happen for Rivers state. Dem say politics no go sleep o, as Nyesom Wike don signal sey 2026 go sweet like sugar. Na him dey carry last for the gist these days!

Wike wey be current Minister of Federal Capital Territory, don yan sey e dey suffer gra-gra from critics. Na wetin? E dey call himself the most abused politician for Naija after President Bola Tinubu. E don talk say from January 2026, politics for Rivers go dey hot like pepper soup!

For special thanksgiving wey happen for him village, Wike yarn say e no dey forget any promise wey e don make. Dem even gift am one fine Toyota Camry for Christmas, talk say na from him ‘children’ dem, as dem dey respect am. Na wah! Him sabi enjoy him life, no be small.

Wike also don give shout-out to the people of Ahoada East and Ahoada West dem, for all the support wey dem don give am. Na wetin make we sabi sey when no be jet, dem dey carry small motor for Christmas?

But, no be only sweet-sweet talk Wike dey talk so o. Him come dey shade those wey don dey join Tinubu now, wey no fit back am before. E talk sey, dem wey wey dey sing ‘on your mandate we stand’ now, when dem need to follow am go vote, dem carry leg waka.

Wike no forget to mention sey politics dey play for Naija, because dem go run mouth about am just to chop money. He even crack joke sey, if dem wan make money now, dem go just call Wike name, and money go start to drop like rain. Na so politics dey weh dem use ‘Wike’ take dey do gra-gra!

Finally, Wike come talk sey e believe for agreements. He no go just enter wetin e no fit handle—Naija politicians, abeg una no dey chop and clean mouth? As e dey look forward to 2026, e don get plenty work to do, as people dey watch am well.