My people! Wetin dey happen for Barcelona matter ehn! Na the fullback, Jules Kounde, wey don set the record straight about this injury wahala wey don dey fly around. As una sabi, Kounde go down for ground during dem match wey dem play against Villarreal, and everybody begin dey yan say na serious injury wahala. But Kounde no let dem yarn lie finish!

After the match, Barrister Hansi Flick, the coach, come talk say Kounde just dey feel some cramps. ‘E no too serious,’ he talk. ‘Na only small sickness don disturb am for the past few days.’ Na so! Kounde even take am far as to show dem one gif for social media wey Pinocchio dey lie with him nose dey grow. Abeg, na wetin dey happen?!

Omo, Kounde no just excel for field, he sabi call out journalists wey dey spread false information. Just last year, dem report say he dey party over Real Madrid for Travis Scott concert, but Kounde clear am, say dem lie! He swear, ‘I no dey there! Dis one na bad journalism!’ You fit imagine the level of correct correction wey dis guy dey do?

So, after Villarreal match, AS newspaper come dey run panic reports wey talk say Kounde fit miss Spanish Super Cup, but Kounde just laugh am off. Dem quickly delete di report as he clear am and dem come change am to say na just two weeks recovery! Na so serious matter take dey turn to joke!

Barcelona dey rave right now, dem dey run things well for La Liga, four points ahead Real Madrid. And Kounde na key player for dem; he don score three goals and give two assists for 24 appearances. Na serious matter o!

As we dey enter new year, Barcelona dey eye their fixtures well. Dem get Espanyol on January 3, and everybody dey expect say Kounde go dey ready to join dem for that match. E go really make sense if e fit bounce back liken that!

So, my people, make we dey watch as Kounde dey take charge of his story while he dey play ball. Dem go learn say lie no go shine for this one, Kounde go continue to dey pursue truth like police for street!