Omo, wetin we go call dis one? Na real football wahala dey Old Trafford as Manchester United don carry body come show Newcastle pepper for Boxing Day match!

Wetin we see today be like movie because Man U just dey chop Newcastle with correct flair. Na Patrick Dorgu wey score di first goal. E volley am enter bottom-left corner wey make everybody for Old Trafford shout!

As e be so, United dey hold dem 1-0 for advantage, and d whole place come dey ginger for that action. Fans dey jubilate like say dem don land jackpot!

But my guys, Newcastle no go just sit down dey watch o! Dem self try make dem push go front, but wetin dem fit do? Dem no fit get point after dem don dey lose position since di beginning! E be as if dem get phobia for bigger teams, no be small.

After Dorgu don fire di goal, everybody just dey wonder whether Newcastle go fit recover. Dem dey play like e no suppose be and fans don dey suspect wetin dey happen. No be say dem no try o, Lewis Hall and di team dey give dem small fight for midfield, but e no just gel.

You sef wan hear di score? For 34th minute, Dorgu again show dem say e no fit break dem as he dey try link up with Matheus Cunha. Di boy dey shine well well today sha, turning defenders into chaff like small pounded yam!

As e dey happen, Newcastle fans dey vex say dem no fit convert dem set-pieces into goal. Dey be like person wey get cash for party, but no fit buy drink! Wetin go happen next if dem no fit learn from dia past mistakes?

Man Utd dey find dem game style back, wetin dem no fit find for many matches earlier this season. Amorim don dey smile, e don de used combin di players well, while Dorgu finally show wetin hin fit do!

Me I go tell you, if Newcastle no fit fix dia defense, dem fit still face di same wahala next game wey dem go play again! E be like say dem neva dey ready for di fight wey dey happen!

Na who win? Na Manchester United jare! E don clear! Di Red Devils don collect di three points and dem dey eye di top five! Newcastle dem dey gree play dem match. Wetin you dey expect for next game? Make we dey watch how e go unfold, because football no dey finish.