My people, make we gather here for this December 25 gist as Stranger Things Season 5 Volume 2 don land! E be like say Netflix dey try stretch this kain janjan wey don enter twilight zone. Na wetin we go gain?

As we dey enter the home stretch, e clear say Netflix don beg Duffer Brothers to take it slow like snail wey dey waka for Lagos road. Wetin we dey see for this last season get plenty wahala! The episodes be like one long motivational talk wey no get end, but we still wan enjoy am anyhow.

Three over-cooked episodes dey show like say dem go fit pack all this palava join one sharp movie, but no! Instead, we dey see characters dey waka around like dem lost for bush. We fit just enter Yahoo and cut all the wahala.

Eleven wey everybody sabi as the face of the show, e dey float around, no strong waka for these three episodes. Max, that one wey everybody Iyan for, finally find him time to shine, but e take forever. And Will everybodi need to see how e dey struggle with him emotional kain fights, e no easy at all.

No forget say plenty explosions dey happen, and action dey sweet pass sugar. But the wahala be say characters dey talk talk like dem dey try teach nursery school children. Na so wahala dey enter join, wey go fit make person vex.

Last time wey we check, big bad goose-Vecna don kidnap those small pikin wey e wan use for him evil plans, and we dey expect say Season 5 go hit ground running, but e be like say dem dey carry leg waka slowly. By the time we reach last episode, we go dey ambush dem with questions; wetin really go happen? Will Demogorgons still dey run amok? We dey una wey don follow this storyline from the beginning fit stick till the end.

As di Duffer Brothers prepare to drop di series finale, all of us dey fear and hope say dem no go use style break our hearts. Di kind of tension wey dey for dis kind show no dey small. Person go just wan chillax, take fight dem kain things wey dey happen for Hawkins, how we go feel enter di last round!

Despite all di wahala, we get plenty reason to still love the show. Di characters, dem dey carry our heart go where dem no suppose, and na here emotional moments dey happen. If Steve and Dustin fit hug and make peace after all di bickering wey don happen for season, na big thing o! These emotional small small victories dey touch person heart.

Dem dey try gist say di finale go drop on January 31, so make una ready for carry plenty popcorn and dem emotional tools because wetin dey come fit no be small, but we go dey ready for am!