Wetin I go talk wey no go sweet una? Na who wan see Andrew Tate and Chase DeMoor for Dubai? Na so di action happen for Misfits Boxing 23 wey dem do for Dubai Duty Free Tennis Stadium last night.
My people, dis fight no be am at all! E no get skill as e suppose be. DeMoor take Tate like punching bag for most of di match. Wetin dem talk? Na second-hand boxing? Na dat one I go call am!
Tate start strong, e dey jab up and down, dey try line up de right hand to land. But no be lie, DeMoor no sabi how to throw beta left hand—na only paw e dey throw left, but Tate no dey sharp for dat side. Dem dey chop blows like say dem dey play for backyard.
By di second round, DeMoor dey throw right hands like wetin dey worry am. E dey enter clinch almost every minute—e go be curious say person no fit catch breath. But make I tell you, e don tire Tate! Di 39-year-old kickboxer waka don dey limping for third round.
Na dia di koko happen! Di fifth round na somtin wey go make anybody laugh if dem see am. DeMoor carry him hands for waist, dey throw di most ridiculous leaping uppercut wey fit make Pekin wan join boxing. And wetin happen? E land! E dey hit Tate like wetin? E turn Tate’s face into bloody mask! Na so dem dey say ‘fight no suppose be like dis’!
By di sixth round, e don dey shift back to di usual clinch business, but everybody don sabi say di winner don show face. Dis fight be like bad film wey no get plot. DeMoor, wey dey make Jake Paul look like Floyd Mayweather, don hammer Tate anyhow.
For wetin e concern UK, Keir Starmer don dey feel di pressure to bring Tate back to face di 21 charges wey dey wait for am, including rape and trafficking. Dem say dem don get European arrest warrant for Tate and him brother, but dem gree make dem finish wetin dem dey do for Romania first.
My people no forget say dis Tate dey face civil action from four women for UK wey don accuse am of assault. E don dey waka for outside since dem release am from house arrest for Romania, even travel go America. Wetin dem go fit talk? Starmer get im work cut out for am abeg!
As e be, di fight no be just sport sha. It turn to one kind serious thing wey get gist for ground. Na joke we dey make, but e dey shed light on wetin dey happen for society. Dem don talk say dem go use over £1 million wey dem seize from Tate brothers to battle violence against women and girls. E be like say police dey serious o!
Di whole matter wey dey unfold, we dey watch am as e dey go. Chase DeMoor don gree say im go smash Tate face for ring, but wetin we see last night fit make you wonder if na real fight or na comedy show dem dey do?
Na so e be my people! Let’s dey follow di gist as e dey develop!
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