My people, e be like say dis Sunderland and Newcastle match na classic example of wahala dem no fit carry! Dem finally meet for Premier League after long time, na Sunderland wey don vex carry di day! Abeg, make we gist the matter well well.

For di game wey happen on December 14, 2025, Sunderland take di lead after Nick Woltemade, Newcastle striker, come do own goal wey shock everybody. Na so e be say create jinx for Newcastle wey dey try climb for league table.

First half, na energy dey dey because both teams dey show their muscle. But chances no dey like spinach for mom’s soup. Dan Burn from Newcastle gats injure just before halftime, e no sweet at all o. But as dem return for second half, na Woltemade come turn ‘hero’ for Sunderland with im own goal wey go fit collect Oscar! E head di cross from Nordi Mukiele straight into im own net. Chai, make I no lie, if na other side do am, dem for dey carry am go shrine for praise!

Di match get correct tension, but Newcastle no fit hold ground despite dem try soak pressure like gele. E be like say dem no come sabi wetin dem dey do with ball, as dem dey misplace passes like say dem dey play backyard football. Na wa o!

For the game, Woltemade no even sabi how e take reach di other side of pitch, even as e dey receive correct gymnastic training as Newcastle dey ginger am. As dem substitute am, di fans dey clap for am but dem dey do am with sarcastic cheer. Na wetin una go call dat one?

As Newcastle dey lick their wounds, dem dey sit down as di game don pass. Coach Eddie Howe dey try to ginger dem, saying di match go pain for long time. He sabi say him boys need to find di right mojo to catch fire again before dem meet Fulham for Carabao Cup. How dem go manage? Time go tell!

Sunderland dey fly high now, dey show dem say dem fit play among di big boys, and with dis win, dem don jump four points ahead of Newcastle. Di last time dem meet na 2012 or so, now dem don dey remember dem rivalry again! E be like say dem jinx Newcastle for di league.

As dem dey prepare for di upcoming matches, both teams na on different planes. Sunderland dey enjoy di shine, while Newcastle dey search for how to fit break dis bad Jujus wey dey hold dem. Make we see wetin go happen as dem dey waka go di next match, but one thing be sure—derby na real serious matter!