Chai! Wetin we go talk for this Everton vs Arsenal match? E be like say Everton dey vex o! After dem collect wahala from Chelsea for Stamford Bridge, dem no fit even sad, because dem don dey lose people like say na football collector dey play.
As e be now, two of their Senegalese boys, Iliman Ndiaye and Idrissa Gana Gueye, don carry sabi go AFCON. Na wetin dem go take face Arsenal next week? This wan go sweet for Mikel Arteta and him Gunners, because dem go sabi win appropraite.
Plus, the attacking duo wey dey work for Everton, Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall and Jack Grealish, don join the injury list. My guy Dewsbury-Hall wey just dey shine, e come come out after 16 minutes, dey hold him hamstring like say na granddaughter wey dey drag him leg. No be small wahala!
David Moyes, the Everton manager, don talk say his £28 million boy dey feel him leg since before the match start. Wetin you expect, my brother! How you wan take shine when your boys dey like this? If Dewsbury-Hall and Grealish no fit play, na wah for Everton o! Dem go dey miss three of their forward wey dey run like cheetahs.
Everton don already collect 3-0 from Tottenham and then 4-1 from Newcastle, e no dey sweet for their side at all. If Moyes no fit correct this one, e go just dey throw him hands for air with frustration. As for Mikel Arteta, him go just dey smile, because dem dey prepare to bounce back after dem beat Wolves last Saturday.
As Arsenal dey sharpen their swords, dem no forget say dem need to take this match serious. Dem no wan miss any points, especially with the way wey Everton dey waka up and down like lost sheep.
Wetin dem go do as match day dey waka come? Na juju or wetin go help Everton? Shey we go see Carlos Alcaraz and Tyler Dibling feet dey dance goal for Everton? We dey hope say, maybe even if na small goal dem fit do, dem go survive this Gunners wahala!
All said and done, Arsenal dey ginger as dem prepare for Merseyside trip. Make we keep our popcorn ready; dis match go be like blockbuster film!
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