Washington, D.C. – E be like say wahala don dey brew for America as Senator Rand Paul don open him mouth talk say no be the job of di American government to dey waka around for di world dey find monsters. Dis yarn come as di US House of Representatives don give green light for $900 billion defense bill wey go boost Europe security.
Last week, dem drop one report wey say Europe dey face wetin dem call “civilisational erasure”, and na im make dem friends for di US dey fear how Trump dey handle foreign policy. Bos, na really serious matter wey get plenty people, especially dem wey dey run di European Union, on edge. Dis new bill no go allow troop numbers for Europe to drop below 76,000 for more than 45 days, and e dey chop Trump power to reduce troop levels or pull equipment away.
House Speaker Mike Johnson clear am say, “Dis bill go make sure say America strong, we dey support our allies and ensure say we remain di most powerful military force wey dis world don ever sabi.” But na wetin e talk for di national security strategy wey go make some jaw drop. Trump don label Europe as “over-regulated” and claim say dem dey face dia own “civilisational erasure” due to migration. Hmmm, big talk o!
Meanwhile, di soup don get hotter as Trump confirm say dem don seize one big oil tanker wey dey for di coast of Venezuela. Na di largest tanker wey dem don ever seize, and Trump talk say e get good reason for di operation. As e dey, di Venezuelan government don shout say dis na blatant theft and international piracy! Hmmm, wahala dey!
Di Venezuelan government talk say di true reason for di American aggression na because of dia oil wey dem wan control. Not jus that, e don turn matter of life and death, as Senator Chris Coons don express his fear say di situation fit lead us into war with Venezuela.
For all di drama, some lawmakers dey reason wetin go happen if dem no manage dis situation well. But Rand Paul dey on di low key dey toast say e no wan carry American people enter any war without good reason. E dey very clear say dis war game no be di thing wey American people suppose dey involved in. Now, we dey wait as di Senate go address dis bill and wetin e go mean for Europe, America and di rest of di world.
So my people, make we hold our palmy and dey watch how all dis matter go unfold. Di tension dey high, and no be today we go hear di last of dis wahala!
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