London, United Kingdom – E be like say Chelsea don scatter Barcelona today, as dem take style pack dem 3-0 for Stamford Bridge. Na wah oh! Even Alan Shearer, the former Newcastle legend wey dey talk for Amazon Prime, no fit hold back as e criticize Barca defense say e be like say dem dey play football for marketplace, no strategy at all. E come dey drop shade like say na four jollof rice wey dey just dey stand there dey wonder wetin go happen next.

As the match start, Chelsea quickly show say dem dey serious. Koundé wey be defender for Barca, mistakenly scored own goal wey give Chelsea first blood. E no just stop there, Araújo come join matter as e collect red card before halftime. Na so Barcelona find themselves dey play with one man down, like say dem dey play chess with only pawns.

For the second half, Chelsea just dey do wetin dem like. The boy Estevao show say hin get serious talent, as e score one crack goal. E be like say na only Barcelona fans dey suffer today, while Chelsea dey pop champagne with every goal. Dem fans for Stamford Bridge dey make noise wey fit make you think say dem don win lottery.

Wetin Chelsea coach, Enzo Maresca talk after match? E say, “We sabi say dem get high defensive line, we just find space for dem back, and we use am well well.” Na so dem take analyze and exploit Barcelona defense weaknesses like say dem be data analyst for computer class.

On the flip side, Hansi Flick, the Barcelona coach, dem no fit hide hin disappointment after the match. E talk say, “It go hard to enter top-8 now, but anything fit happen. We need to correct our mistakes.” My guy, e dey forget say na football dem dey play oh, no be correction class. Dey need better focus and game plan next time.

For stats, we no go lie, Chelsea dominate possession with 55.4%, while Barca just manage maintain 44.6%. The only thing wey dey make sense for Barca side na the young superstar, Lamine Yamal, but even am no fit save dem today. Dem just need to go back to drawing board and correct their game, else na so dem go continue dey waka up and down for the league. We go see how e go be for next fixtures.